Speaking of Crack Whores, Snooki is OMG Preggers!

For those of you who do not know who Snooki is I'll tell you. She is this lady that is on this show called, The New Jersey Shore Line or something like that.

I've never actually watched this show.

I think that the point of this show is to show the most trashy side of the state of New Jersey, I think they are all of Spanish or Greek heritage, I'm not sure, but they eat a lot of pasta.

No one on the show has a real name, they are all nouns or verbs not normally used as human names.

And, I'm pretty sure they live in the local landfill.

If you need a visual:

ew.

So anyway, I think they are all unnaturally tan, and frankly, just kind of icky.

They also drink exorbitant amounts of booze, do drugs probably, and oh, most importantly, are all prostitutes.

My guess is, they have STD's seeping from their pores.

Here is Snooki:

Definitely Grade A Mom material.

Good luck to her...

and all the other crack whores out there.