Email chain conversation with Employee

Background: Employee's check is not deposited correctly via direct deposit. Paper check is sent.

Employee:

"Someone told me if I had a money problem, to speak with Katy and she would give me some of hers.

So how do I get that?

Should I just drop by and pick up the cash?"

Me:

"Sure, come by today I'll have a suitcase full of cash, I found it in my boss's office, so we'll split it."

Employee:

(regarding paper check mailed)

"I tried depositing it on line, stuck the check in the CD tray on the computer, and that did not work.

There is no where on my phone to stick the check, so I guessed, and was correct, that my only option was to bring it to the bank. They actually had real people working there, and people called tellers, that would personally take care of my transactions. Awesome idea."

Me:

"Wow, how modern. I wonder who came up with that idea? I bet that person is a billionaire. I think I may have seen one before, aren't those the people that dress in green visors, suspenders, and wear arm bands to hold their sleeves up. Oh wait... nevermind...I think that is a casino poker dealer.

note to self: design way to deposit paper check into computer for bank deposit. I'll give you some credit for my million dollar invention idea."

P.S. - if you are reading this post, please do not steal my idea. If you do, you will owe me royalties. 25% of any dollar cashed via "computer check deposit system" for the rest of my life.

On second thought...please steal my idea, I would rather do no work and get the royalties.

Thanks in advance.